#Our Waltz
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Consider young odysseus and Penelope courting by going on adventures together (committing crimes)
#The odyssey#Pre-canon#Odysseus#Penelope#Odypen#odysseus x penelope#I need to know how their courting went down#I bet it was insane#And also filled with sweet heartfelt crafts#Helen and the suitors in the background watching odypen commit crimes like it's some fucked up mating dance#Going what the fuck what the fuck#Helen: I'm so glad you found someone to match your freak pen but odysseus broke into our tressurary yesterday and father almost killed him#Helen: so maybe turn it down okay#Helen: At least while your father is here#Penelope: absolutely not did you see how hot ody's smug face was when he waltzed in carrying all of our precious jewels#Penelope: how will I know he's the one if he won't commit crimes against man and gods on my say so#Penelope: besides now I can steal his ships and I have not had this much fun in years
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Did Someone Say Running Back to Fiction to Cope??
It's probably safe to call this Me Losing My Mind over Veilguard 5/??
One of the things upsetting me the absolute most is no mention from the Inquisitor about Varric's death. Perhaps the most integral storytelling mechanism and all around champion of reluctant heroes has been taken away from us, and one of the people he was closest to doesn't feel even a little compelled to discuss him with his apprentice?
I'm still a little dumbfounded, clearly.
Even if we as fans didn't deserve better, Varric deserved better. I've always believed that the better the character, the better a death they deserve when it's their time to go.
So anyways. In my smooth pea brain, I can't reconcile a world in which Lavellan shows up with her unconditional love blazing without first confronting and resolving the fact that her love has led to the death of one of her closest friends. So it's back to the drawing (writing?) board to soothe my disappointed soul.
I saw a version of Varric's letter to a Solas-mancing Lavellan that was datamined and ran with it.
One: All the Words Unwritten
Charter,
Yes, the trail went cold, but we haven’t entirely lost it. Solas left us a little farewell note. So I’m not giving up just yet. Maybe it’s gullible of me, but I know the Inquisitor feels the same: Solas isn’t too far gone to save. And she’d never forgive me if I didn’t try. But I don’t think I’m wrong here. Solas didn’t have to warn me and Harding off the chase when he could’ve killed us like the others who came after him. I don’t think he wants to do this. So, I’m taking the chance. Tell the Inquisitor…tell her I’ll bring him back.
—Varric
Her first tear spatters onto the parchment. The final sentence becomes an ink-stained massacre, and she throws it far away before she can lose any more of the handwriting she’ll never again see waiting for her above the seal representing his best friend’s house. Her palms bite into the unsanded wood, welcoming the bite of pain as she shoves back from the recovered tree stump she’s been using as a desk.
“Inquisitor.”
Morrigan’s voice doesn’t register, hardly rises over the sound of blood rushing through her ears like an open wound. Gods, wrong comparison . But there it is, playing out against the darkness of her eyelids every time she blinks to try and stem the flow of more tears. The wound in Varric’s chest, gushing with no one to hold pressure over it, to ensure the rise and fall of his sternum until help could arrive, no one to watch his back because the woman who did it best is no longer able to. This too, is her fault, and there has hardly been a conversation in the years that followed where she hasn’t looked into Varric’s quieter, sadder eyes and wanted to beg him for a forgiveness she knows he’d have frowned at her for needing.
It had been her job to keep him safe now, her promise to Hawke that the choice to become another martyred hero in Ferelden’s bloody history wasn’t in vain. And here was the proof at last that she was every inch the fantasy-addled fool bards wrote about when inspiration ran dry. Here was the proof that her hope was a mantle, weighing down everyone around her until there was nothing left but blurred ink and bloodstained pages in the famed Inquisitor Lavellan’s wake.
#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#solas#solavellan#dragon age#datv#datv spoilers#lavellan#inquisitor lavellan#varric#morrigan#charter#i am just like#are you kidding me?#we're just going to have one of the only people left to remember Varric let our friend go un-eulogized and waltz off into the sunset?#with NO confronting the guy that did it?#this is the kind of conflict that makes stories RICHER#and I guess Bioware shies away from it now#nothing is safe as I process this game and my grudges against it I guess#justice for varric#hawke
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there is nothing funnier than jameson bringing up the way mackie's dad tried to get him with tate mcrae (to which his dad subsequently deleted the tweet soon thereafter) but the damage was done and yes mackie was chirped hard for it both by fellow kitties and his other friends alike but its okay he thought it was funny either way
shame it didnt work though or so he wishes...
BMW Teammate of the Month | 1.14.25 (x)
#mackie samoskevich#florida panthers#2425#babe now thats what i call sports journalism!#jameson always ask the questions i tell myself arent that important but im nosyyy tell me#thanks gossip girl youre a real one#jamesone going “so i gotta ask...” ONE OF US ONE OF US#also them talking about mackies dad as they play a clip of forsy lifting him up the 2nd time for a celly YEAH I KNOW THATS RIGHT#THATS HIS KID!!!#mackie giggling throughout all of this but you can tell hes still slightly embarrassed about it#teenager whos dad had to pitch for him#very appreciate but still so embarrassed#IM SO GLAD THE KITTIES GROUP CHAT DID NOT LET HIM LIVE THIS ONE DOWN#our media team versus putting clips of maffhew during segements vaguely talking about guys chirping#they clocked him#we know it was maffhew he definitely was one of them#kid who was destroyed for wearing a shirt under his robe because he thought he exposed too much skin#despite his slutty uncles waltzing in with their robes open to the world#and now this?#happy first full year up mackie WELCOME TO THE NHL KID!!!!!#anyways the little jokingly wistful “it hasnt worked yet but we'll see”#baby wants that to work so bad#very fair mcraes a cutie i get it man#we still got time bud
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a female singer will wear a floaty dress and dance a little weird when performing and people will start comparing her to kate bush meanwhile average kate bush performance was her doing some shit like this
#'our generations kate bush!!!' do nawtttt even start until shes dressed as a man with a fake beard sitting on the back of a backup#dancer she's got dressed like a baby while her other backup dancer (dressed as a socialite) pretends to hit her on the head#sorry. ive been ran tan waltzing#kate bush
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Not a question per say but I thought this was an interesting Reddit post and I know you've said similar stuff in the past (https://www.reddit.com/r/BridgertonRants/comments/1ibjy0z/do_some_polins_even_like_colin_bridgerton/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Oh man, I was sick of the 'make Colin grovel/beg/suffer' nonsense all the way back in SEASON 2!!!!! It's a shame it continues to be all too prominent of a theme in Polin in general. (honestly, this is why I stopped reading and writing fics) but whoever the person who made that rant is, I wanna be friends with them! I feel like a lot of Colin fans have been outspoken about how unfairly he's treated in what should be his fandom, but because we're a minority in the fandom, we get pushed out by polin fans who just. . .don't like him? (Why they gravitate to this ship I will NEVER know) And the people talking about how 'Oh, they're not *really* Polin fans, they're Pen stans!' like. . .they're still the ones that went on Polin fics (including my own?) and talked about how Colin didn't deserve her? They still wrote so called 'Polin' fics with no pushback at all of Penelope abusing him and it being totally fine? They were all too happy to see Colin pushed to the wayside time and time again? Can't lay down with dogs and be surprised you have fleas in the morning, you know?
Like it's genuinely no surprise to me that Pen stans who hated Colin but still shipped Polin for the sake of Pen getting her prize became Nicola stans who hate Luke because they're mad that they didn't get together.
I miss the Polin that were *both* ride or die for each other in fandom. Since S2 I feel like it's just Pen being an OOC girlboss queen and Colin being her footstool in way too much of this fanbase. God forbid he have any emotion other than full fawning over her. smh
I think we go through cycles in the fandom. Maybe we're in a new era of people recognizing how toxic Polin is/was/can be and people are calling out how weird it is that the fanbase seemingly hates half the ship. But idk, I feel like this is just another person who will be pushed off to the side because though what they said was true, people just don't wanna hear it. I will always ALWAYS stand by the fact that people can write whatever they want and deserve respect in fandom. I avoid any of those fics because I try not to say negative things to or about creators. But sometimes I so badly want to be like 'if you read this from his perspective, is it a love story, or is it a tragedy?' and like. . .most of the time, from his POV in these stories, it's a tragedy. And there's really not a lot of variety (most of the stories that countered the typical 'colin begs and suffers and grovels and is called an idiot' narrative have left) so it's all there is. And you just can't help but come to the conclusion that this fandom just. . .doesn't like him.
Which sucks, he's fantastic. Polin deserves love stories where they're both treated well.
#polin#colin bridgerton#justice for my boyyyyyyy#remember when polin actually liked colin? pepperidge farms remembers. . .#i remember the good old days#could legit cry about what happened to the fanbase#no wonder this fandom hemorrhaged creators#like almost all the colin fans who were writers quit because we got bullied or there was no love left after seeing how our fave was treated#once upon a time i was a hopeful young fan waltzing into polin with a 50k fic i wrote in a week#now i'm just a bitter baba yaga pushing colin behind me as i rant with my cane#there's a consensus in the fandom that penelope deserves a narrative where she's treated like a queen and openly adored and loved on#(WHICH IS TRUE!!!! she does!!!)#but that colin's narrative of being loved on is getting the privilege to be with penelope#which like. . .if you just write her mistreating him. . .does not a love story make?#newsflash: if someone talks down on their partner and think he's stupid and want him to beg for them as they hit on his brothers and friend#he's not the idiot- they are
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Surprise Drawing
Firstly wanted to do the edge of the bed meme (@hands-landa), but I couldn't do it, couldn't get the poses right, so I pinpointed to pin-up girl Hans so i guess here is it.
So before, I guess this art piece is NSFW.
TW- TWINK HANS LANDA
POV: Dieter survived the shooting and after the hospital found Hans at the Ritz, waiting for him for a reward for his loyality.
#memes#funny#gay#gay men#silly goofy mood#silly guy#silly little guy#august diehl#inglourious basterds#dieter hellstrom#christoph waltz#hans landa#inglorious basterds#inglorious basterds (2009)#drawing#sketch#artwork#Hans our Cougar#pin up girl#pin up model#QUEERS#queer stuff#Bad men doing naughty stuff together#RISE AND GRIND BAD MEN#AMEN#i am going insane#i am god#I hate doing art makes me realise how bad at it I really am
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I am always indebted to you. – It will cost quite a lot.
Honey Lee and Yoon Sa Bong as JO YEO-HWA & JANG SO-WOON
KNIGHT FLOWER (2024)
#kdramaladies#kdramaedit#kdrama#knight flower#honey lee#yoon sa bong#밤에 피는 꽃#may those who celebrate have a lovely international women's day x#a dedicated otp layout for the y2k follows hoho#(the puppy is cute-ish if one is into that sort but they're more ~my style~ + our titular heroine has two hands)#a slowburn realization yet such specific hit for me#was that time jang sowoon straight up declared commit to my lady's emancipation or gtfo she's so real to jo yeohwa like that ok#like what do you mean the merchant guild leader and the widowed lady slash vigilante not only are acquainted#but has partnered to save others since their fateful meeting#she pledges to give her All and she need only ask#having understated banter while they're at (the very open secret) meetups at sowoon's private quarters#yeohwa plops herself there sans knocking every night#quirky '대행수~' this; sardonic '아씨...' that + occasional lip slapping then The Ledger waltzes in before convo ends#the damsel trope check so very important despite well the rush of it all#someone anyone please write that glossed over aftermath >.<#OH AND THEN HEARTY FINALE BREAKFASTTTTTTT#the suggestive whispering i would have to make that gifset separately as well whew Hot Hot Hot#honey unni said in the post-drama interview she's most excited shooting scenes with sabong unnir because she's bringing it every!time!
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Our @marshalllir original characters Alex (Lesha) and Bernard Reed (Björn)
Here is post on my wife’s telegram channel - our thoughts about another first time meeting of them in modern!AU
#artists on tumblr#dying light 2#monster#oc#dl2#renegades#peacekeepers#fanart#piligrim#waltz' dogs#couple#original character#oc art#biker#volatile’s metal leather blood and sweat#alex x björn#dying light 2 stay human#dying light art#dying light oc art#daddy bear#little sparrow#biker au#modern au#waltz's dogs#art#gay men#gayboy#gay art#i love my wife#my darling i am so in love with you and our boys
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2023 is the year that Thai BLS waltzed and I have never been so grateful for a sudden trope emergence in my life.
#thai bl#thai bl gif#bl series#thai series#asianlgbtqdramas#thai drama#thaibl#asian lgbtq dramas#thai bl series#gmmtv#thai bl drama#bl drama#my school president#never let me go#our skyy 2#star in my mind#the next prince#bed friend#waltzing#asian lgbtq drama gif#asian lgbtq drama#asianlgbtqdrama#there are so many
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Yes yes… We’ve all been told ‘this is the most important election blah blah’. Yet, it’s definitely up there 😬 Scientists created a grouping of planetary thresholds in order to sustain life on Earth. It is 6 out of the 9 thresholds have been breached. The ocean soaks up so much of our waste & is reaching a tipping point. The article is real informative but shocking. This year it shouldn’t be about taxes and “kitchen table” politics. This election is about the future. This election is about SCOTUS allowing the poisoning of our planet, and frankly our society. It’s about moving forward with remedying decades of neglect & polluting. KamalaHarris will address these issues. Do you think DonaldTrump, a man who thins climate change is fake, will do the same?
https://apple.news/A5xFzsV5MSsuHnvc8tAC9CA
#election 2024#news#climate change#climate crisis#climate action#climate justice#kamala for president#kamala harris#the future#earth#pollution#ocean#planetary science#vote blue#the left#politics#gop#republicans#democrats#independents#our children#beauty#hope#harris waltz#vote vote vote#vote democrat#love#problem solving#solution#presidential election
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You came back / We never left
#our flag means death#space waltz#stede bonnet#ed teach#ed x stede#gentlebeard#rhys darby#taika waititi#i love their friendship
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Happy 4/13! It's been a while because of work and school but we both thought we should give some LORE for the big day! So why not show off the main four humans classpects? HelsKnight - Knight of Hope EX - Mage of Void Waltz (Hels Tango) - Seer of Blood Kelp (Hels Keralis) - Page of Mind The way these four come to godtier is a very crazy story that hopefully we'll get to share, and over time we'll post the trolls classpects as well, so for now i'll leave you with a teaser on one trolls classpects! Grian - Maid of Rage
#hermitcraft#hermitstuck#homestuck#helstuck#evil xisuma#helsknight#grian#keralis hels#tango hels#kelp#waltz#our art#4/13#happy 4/13
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aka sy has to sit there for 5 minutes thinking about story-gameplay disparity related to warframe jade shadows moment
you're telling me stalker's wife (warframe, pregnant) fucking died and all he got left was a warframe baby. hence the ''can warframes get pregnant?'' was met with an ''uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe maybe not'' 6 months ago on a devstream
and now we can just go off and collect parts to rebuild a copy of his dead wife to control in battle and fight space enemies. HUH. WAIT HOLD UP THAT'S FUCKED UP CAN WE AT LEAST SUPPORT HIM IN HIS FATHERLY TROUBLES
i know some people were hoping for something lgbt-related due to its june release eg. stalker becoming transjade. but man. the second you see a polar opposite to someone else they're either 1) sworn enemies or 2) opposites attract lovers. that's How It Goes with that trope. either way what the fuck warframe pregnancy canon & ballas continues to be the worst scum in existence (unsurprising)
anyway semi-related anecdote years ago (~2018) i wanted to make an oc out of my trinity prime. right. and incorporate that into my oc worldbuilding shit, completely separated lore-wise from warframe. i end up redesigning this oc into some angel-esque themed space alien & eventually it gets to a point she's the first to ever shit out biological offspring with her regular humanoid magic-wielding husband knight. husband dies in essentially a series of unfortunate events & at present in my oc world she is a widow with fresh baby twins.
i came up with this shit in like 2018-19 that went far far off from og warframe lore. and then the fiasco of ''angel-themed space warrior shits out the first biological offspring ever and this shit insane'' hits me in the fucking ass in 2024. WARFRAME PREGNANCY CANON
#SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY!!!!!#sy.txt#warframe#warframe spoilers#wf spoilers#good god.#ORDIS WALTZING AROUND IN OUR ORBITER 24/7 WHEN DE. I BEG OF YOU#maybe this gives me a reason to redesign my oc pallas more similarly to jade but idk. the og design is iconic but admittedly kinda shit :')#this is a funnier coincidence than me designing my so's oc torvaldus and then lord nicholas plague tale shows up a year later#i'm. not going to go in detail abt my thoughts on wf's queer rep & i kinda feel for people who were actually hoping for that w/ this quest
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sharing some of my max gifs because i love this movie so much HAHA
also hello people of the christoph waltz fandom i want to be more active now does anyone care??… umm
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youtube
you’ll have to go to YouTube to witness this debacle
I can’t believe it’s the same people!
#Holy forkin shirtballs this is bad!#taika waititi#rhys darby#obviously before they took up acting#space waltz#radiradirah#radiradirah space waltz#fart jokes#toilet humor#embarrassing#but the parallels to OFMD are insane#Rhys still bringing Taika tea#walk the plank#ofmd#our flag means death#stede bonnet#gentlebeard#alternate universe#edward teach#Youtube
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Should I post?
after i got my new phone, I thought all my old fanfics were gone, but I found them back again. Should I post on Ao3 the freaky Landstorm fic I wrote?
Been a dead-beat parent to my Ao3 account
Or yall want it on here...I would probably embarass myself posting it on here though
#silly goofy mood#silly guy#silly little guy#august diehl#inglourious basterds#dieter hellstrom#gay men#gay#funny#memes#hans landa#christoph waltz#Landstorm#Gay ship#yaoi#gay ships#fanfiction#ao3 fanfic#fanfic#archive of our own#ao3 writer#ao3 fic#SHOULD I POST AND EMBARASS MYSELF?
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